best slogans ever in the south. thus far.

agatha, proving yet again she really is the best friend a girl could ever have, offered to drive from the tundra down to the south with me for my move. well, drive isn't really the right word to use, since agatha doesn't actually drive, but she makes for some wicked good company and her music selection on her ipod rocks. seriously.

i'm in the south now, getting ready for the new job tomorrow. i'm exhausted, but really, not too exhausted to post the three funniest things that happened during our marathon drive.

1. crazy creepy truck stop in _____________. as we exited from the interstate, no less than four gas stations/truck stops appeared before us. choosing the cleanest, newest looking one, we thought we had it made.

we were wrong. the convenience store section held a freaky assortment of elderly couples, skanky truckers, and hobos. yes, hobos.

2. on the back of an 18 wheeler's cab the slogan: hillbilly eye candy.

3. on the back of some dude's shirt in the pharmacy: the bida-bong kitty's lounge. where the big dogs come to chase tails.

i heart the south.