wake me when they're over.

my oscar highlights?

1. naomi watts is totally pregnant - the empire cut always gives it away.
2. penelope cruz's dress.
3. the look on jennifer hudson's face when she won.
4. the look on forest whitaker's wife's face when he won.
5. beyonce doin' her best to steal the show during the Dreamgirls song montage - and failing.
6. the fact that i mistook gwenyth paltrow for claire danes. hee.
7. little miss sunshine winning one of the writing awards.
8. daniel craig's fine, fine, fine form in a tux.
9. witty banter between leo and al.
10. ol' clint eastwood and ellen bantering back and forth; sure, totally expected to have spielberg take the photo and ellen wanting a reshoot, but cute nonetheless.

my oscar lowlights?
10. way. too. long.
9. reese witherspoon's bangs.
8. no katie holmes shot! i so totally wanted to see what she was wearing.
7. the creepy scary lady sitting next to peter o'toole.
6. anne hathaway's dress. ick.
5. jessica biel's dress. wait, no, her hair. wait, no, the fact she was there. jessica biel? oscar presenter?
4. annoying ABC employee guy who kept saying things like "the oscars are ready!" before commercial breaks.
3. the dancers/tumblers. rather than artsy, i just found them creepy. what exactly shot out of the 'gun' human pyramid anyway?
2. no brad and angelina.
1. martin scorsese's eyebrows.