Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, right?

According to Reuters,

"Four priests of the ancient Mayan religion held a purification ceremony to rid Bush of 'demons and evil' in a square in downtown Cancun, some 10 miles (16 km) from the plush hotel strip where the leaders met."


I'd heard that they cleansed the archeological site Bush had visited rather than the man himself, but what are details?

Do you suppose if the we all organized the folks we know across the globe to burn some sage at the same time one day, we could get even close to the cleansing we need? I've got a few spots in Europe and Asia covered. Who's teaming up to get Africa? Maybe we can count on those priests for their part of S. America....

Alright, y'all. Get wrangling.