Kings & Queens of Snark (this one's for the goth kidz)

Mindless Self Indulgence
"You'll Rebel to Anything (As Long As It's Not Challenging)"

(you don't mean it)

You need a uniform
So you won't be ignored
You are affected
And you are fucked up
And so you're accepted

It's time that you invested in a bottle of poison
So we don't have to hear about you bitchin and moanin
You think you could afford a fuckin bottle of asprin

Boo fuckin hoo you're not the only one whose life's a piece of shit
And yet miraculously somehow we all seem to deal with it
Did anybody think that you would really seriously slit your wrists
In fact I think that everybody thinks you're seriously full of shit

(you don't mean it)

You need a uniform
So you won't be ignored
You are affected
And so you're accepted

It's time that you invested in a bottle of poison
So we don't have to hear about you bitchin and moanin
You think you could afford a fuckin bottle of asprin

You think you're saying something relevant as you connect the dots
You never realized you have to get in line to suck a cock
You're telling me that fifty million screaming fans are never wrong
I'm telling you that fifty million screaming fans are fucking morons

(you don't mean it)

so you're accepted
so you're accepted
so you're accepted
so you're accepted

Boo fuckin hoo you're not the only one whose life's a piece of shit
And yet miraculously somehow we all seem to deal with it
Did anybody think that you would really seriously slit your wrists
In fact I think that everybody thinks you're seriously full of shit
You think you're saying something relevant as you connect the dots
You never realized you have to get in line to suck a cock
You're telling me that fifty million screaming fans are never wrong
I'm telling you that fifty million screaming fans are fucking morons x2

(you don't mean it)