real-time golden globe reactions

a) let's start a new drinking game. the rules will be simple: drink every time the cameras stop for a reaction shot on brad and angelina.

b) i'm going to find religion just so i can start praying that my breasts look as good in a dress as helen mirren's do at her age.

c) my fave funny girl, tina fey, needs a good friend to tell her what not to wear before the awards show begins.

d) i'm absolutely in love with alec baldwin.

e) do you think prince was in the boys' room during his award? or busting one off in the elevator? (*update: "stuck in traffic" my left foot.)

f) diane keaton whoring it up for l'oreal skin cream drives me fucking batshit.

g) update: geena davis + cornflower blue dress from her high school prom? heinous.

h) the ugly betty folks obviously didn't expect to win, as they apparently don't understand how "will be accepted by ONE GUY" works.

i) hugh grant needs a new hairstylist. badly.

j) i'm already drunk from my new brangelina drinking game.