if it were free and anarchic, it'd be chindogu

i just saw a hilariously alarmist ad for the new tylenol go tabs, lamenting the millions of headaches that go untreated in america every day. the solution? portable tylenol go tabs! they dissolve in your mouth, and you can take them anywhere!

hold the phones.

you mean those pencil-eraser-sized tablets of normal asprin-or-asprin-alternative i've been carrying around all these years weren't portable? what have i been thinking?

thanks gods for the innovative folks at tylenol.