why i want to be a rich girl

According to the fine folks at Defamer, here's a little story about Mario Lopez (Saved By the Bell!) and Eva Longoria (Desperate Housewives! band boy dater! basketball player dater!):

"While Mario was friendly to everyone, Eva was sullen and refused to talk with anyone. When the waitress gave her a $17 bill, she handed over a hundred dollar bill and when the waitress brought back her change, Eva grabbed her changed, snipped at the waitress that "Celebrities should be comped!" and stalked out without even leaving a tip."

See? If I was rich I could
a) be snarky & rich
b) not care about the little people
c) flaunt my wealth & fame
d) be cheap
e) get all the bad press I want and still get a cool paycheck and hottie beaus

Damn. Inga needs to take some actin' classes. And hang out with Zach and the gang. And, according to how waitress karma works, Eva obviously never waited tables. Or else she totally sucked at it. Waitress karma would never allow the above scenario to happen - not without a fight to the death.