lost rant

are you telling me, oh lost-makers, that our con-artist friend sawyer wouldn't know how to make friends with the beachies? that he'd need hurley to tell him what mothers like claire want to hear? that he wouldn't know from, i don't know, experience conning mothers like claire?

please, lost-makers, stop fucking up my friend sawyer.

that said, doesn't the island under the rule of sawyer vis-a-vis hurley seem like a much chiller place to hang? all we need now is a bit of papaya and pineapple cole slaw, and it's a party.