errr...what?

so, why haven't i heard about this? have you? i mean, i watch the news. a lot. i read the news. a lot. but still. it's news for me. and not the good kind of news, either. i mean, good news is something like this (from salon's broadsheet), from the late great Molly Ivins at her memorial service (uh, she didn't speak from beyond; she was quoted): "The next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please, pay attention."