I hope

that this doesn't get elevated to the point of involving a wood chipper.

"There is not an apology big enough in the world [to make up for your making a 150+ member crew wait for you on a film set]. It's nothing but disrespect. And Lindsay Lohan is not the only one. A lot of actors show up late as if they're God's gift to the film. It's inexcusable, and they should have their asses kicked."

You might recognize William H. Macy from his occasional guest-starring role as my 8th boyfriend.